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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

POLL: Jersey Shore’s Highs & Lows Full Video

Thursday’s episode of Jersey Shore, MTV’s newest guilty pleasure, wasn’t quite as fascinating or entertaining as week one. But it was still an enjoyable waste of time.

High point: Snooki’s dancing. You know the expression “dance like no one’s watching?” I have a feeling she has it tattooed somewhere on her very tanned body. This girl let loose! And you know what? I liked it. She looked like a cross between a drunk sorority girl and my grandmother getting down at a bar mitzvah. It was probably the most real thing to come out of the show thus far. Keep dancing, Snooks!

Low point: Angelina’s long, drawn-out goodbye. She packed up her trash bags and left, but not without a belabored farewell that proved she doesn’t quite grasp the concept of getting fired. After her apparently married boyfriend broke up with her at the club (a concept lost on Angelina, who insisted she broke things off with him) she refused to go to work. “The Boss” then popped up at the house and told her to pack up and vacate immediately. After an uncomfortably long exit, in which she discussed her decision to leave, she finally quit the shore house. As the ever-quotable Mike “The Situation” put it, “Angelina was like a half-assed firecracker. It just fizzled out real quick and it made a loud noise.”
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